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Your Airport’s Bartender Problem
The Atlantic ^ | November 17, 2014 | Wayne Curtis

Posted on 11/23/2014 7:21:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Rodamala

I get a huge kick out of Portlandia. There are piles of episodes that are truly hilarious. I’m pretty sure the creators are big libs but the series is so good I forgive them.


41 posted on 11/23/2014 8:15:26 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: PJ-Comix

All I expect is a properly made gin and tonic or a Perfect Manhattan. Everything else is just fluff.


42 posted on 11/23/2014 8:15:28 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Scotch with one ice cube.


43 posted on 11/23/2014 8:19:55 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: CrazyIvan
not just Bombay, good as it is, but Bombay Sapphire... it's their premium gin

all i can say is goto your liquor store and buy the smallest bottle you can find and give it a try

chilled straight or on a couple cubes is as good as it gets 8^)

44 posted on 11/23/2014 8:20:12 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

If you’re a Sapphire man and you haven’t done so, may I suggest you have a taste of Hendricks - infused with cucumber and rose, it’s refreshing and unique. Sapphire with light tonic and lime is my standard order, but when I want to treat myself, I’ll get a Hendricks rocks with a slice of cucumber. Delicious.


45 posted on 11/23/2014 8:21:12 PM PST by stormer
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To: Yardstick

Look up the “militant lesbian bookstore” episode. They may be libs but they roast up some really tasty sacred cow burgers. They spared no one in that episode.

CC


46 posted on 11/23/2014 8:22:05 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (Quo Vadis?)
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To: CrazyIvan


47 posted on 11/23/2014 8:23:18 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Celtic Conservative

There are eight or ten feminist bookstore episodes and they’re all spot on and very funny.


48 posted on 11/23/2014 8:26:27 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: CrazyIvan

Not just the Bombay Dry (which is good - some think better), but the Sapphire. It has a more delicate flavor and aroma. I used to enjoy Tanqueray, but when compared to Sapphire, it reminds me of lighter fluid.


49 posted on 11/23/2014 8:28:07 PM PST by stormer
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To: stormer
never seen Hendricks before, i'll keep it in mind next time i'm on vacation
50 posted on 11/23/2014 8:30:45 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

That looks good. I had several Pimm’s cups watching the game, but looking at that I think I’ll whip up a nice G&T.


51 posted on 11/23/2014 8:31:31 PM PST by stormer
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To: stormer
100%
52 posted on 11/23/2014 8:34:27 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

Definitely top shelf, but oh so tasty.


53 posted on 11/23/2014 8:35:27 PM PST by stormer
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To: stormer
#1 ???
54 posted on 11/23/2014 8:41:17 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: barmag25

Pareto’s Law at work, even here..


55 posted on 11/23/2014 8:44:45 PM PST by RitchieAprile
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To: RitchieAprile

Exactly


56 posted on 11/23/2014 8:53:24 PM PST by barmag25 (There is nothing that a man needs that he can't find in the North Georgia mountains.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

“I want to get a good tap beer before my connecting flight.”

I went into a local tavern with my wife for a beer. I got a pint of Yeungling’s and the tab was $5. I mentioned to my wife that that was airport price, not tavern price. She travels quite a bit more often than I do. She looked at me and said, “You really haven’t been in an airport for a while, have you?”

I actually hadn’t been in a tavern in a long time, either.


57 posted on 11/23/2014 9:01:26 PM PST by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: VanShuyten

Yeahz, the $$$$ is outrageous.


58 posted on 11/23/2014 9:04:57 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: KarlInOhio

Hipster snob type unexpectedly finds himself in a working class neighborhood on a Friday afternoon at cocktail hour. The place is packed with guys who just finished their shifts and got paid. He elbows his way to the bar and orders an 18 year old scotch.

Bartender, who is overwhelmed and doesn’t want to unlock the high-price cabinet, goes down the end of the bar and pours a shot of 8 year old scotch, gives it to the hipster snob.

Hipster snob says “Bartender, this is not an 18 year old scotch, this is an 8 year old scotch.

Bartender says “You got me. I’ll get you the 18 year old scotch in a minute.

Bartender goes down the end of the bar, still has no time to open the cabinet, pours the hipster snob a 12 year old scotch, gives it to him.

Hipster snob says “Bartender, I don’t know what kind of clientele you’re used to, but this is not an 18 year old scotch. This is a twelve year old scotch. The bartender, giving up, says OK, OK, I’ll get you the 18 year old scotch.

Bartender unlocks the cabinet, pours the 18 year old scotch, gives it to the scotch snob, scotch snob sips it, and says “Finally. This is an 18 year old scotch.”

Meanwhile, a guy standing next to the scotch snob says to him “Wow. When he gave you the eight year old scotch, you knew it was an eight year old scotch. When he gave you the 12-year old scotch, you knew it was a 12 year old scotch. And when he finally gave you the 18 year old scotch, you pegged it as an 18 year old scotch. A guy with your discernment and refinement should try some of this.

The guy hands the scotch snob a shot glass filled with amber liquid. The scotch snob takes a sip, and spits it out. “Why, that ‘s pi$$!” says the scotch snob.

That’s right” says the guy. “How old am I?”,


59 posted on 11/23/2014 9:07:24 PM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

“These hipster ‘mixologists are a frikkin’ joke.”

Great line on Marc Maron show when Sally Kellerman (playing Marc’s mother) tells Marc about a guy she met on a cruise: “He said was a mixologist but he looked like a bartender to me.”


60 posted on 11/23/2014 9:08:59 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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