transgender turkey
ham-like substance
gluten-free cornbread
fair-trade banana-pudding
white-man’s yellow potato salad
pumpkin pie possibly with racist whipped cream
and confused cranberry sauce that doesn’t know if it wants to be a liquid or solid
Don’t be whipping up racism with the whipped cream, Its 50% fat free,, Oprah certified..
I will begin cooking shortly, gluten free is relative, anyway, ain’t none dining with us sooooo...
Bon Appetite!