I’m waiting for the 11th hour mea culpa “I was also raped by Bill Cosby”. Anything to get elected!
In Landfill’s case, the song is “You can’t or won’t touch that”.
Even Laz wouldn’t hit on this POS. Then he turned off his computer when he saw this article and vowed not to come out of hiding until after the election.
I think it's more likely to be "I was raped by the Koch Brothers"