Man uses McChicken sandwich as weapon, gets arrested

http://wgntv.com/ ^ | DECEMBER 3, 2014 | WGN WEB DESK

[MeshugeMikey]

Police in Iowa say they arrested a man Tuesday after he used a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich to assault his pregnant wife.

According to the Des Moines Register, 21-year-old Marvin Tramaine Hill told police that he threw the McChicken sandwich at his wife “because he doesn’t like them.”

[MeshugeMikey]

Ban The Assault McChicken Sandwich Now!

[Still Thinking]

Based on personal experience, I’d say pretty much anything from Ronald’s qualifies as weaponized.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Another one of the sons Obama never had.

[txnativegop]

so true . . .

[PROCON]

McDonaldsphobe!

[MrB]

McDonalds should be required to remove the beaks.

[Billthedrill]

That tomato was in a bit of a pickle there. Lettuce hope she’s OK. I hope the guy fries.

[Don Corleone]

When McDonald’s are illegal, only illegals will have McDonald’s.....wait...hmm!

[ScottfromNJ]

“Ban The Assault McChicken Sandwich Now!”

Or at the very least a 10 day waiting period.

[ClearCase_guy]

The chicken isn't the problem -- look at the magazine on this one!

[MrB]

When working at McDonalds is illegal, only illegals will work at McDonalds...

[Gefn]

Napl.

And very funny,

[henkster]

Kids will be expelled from school for having chicken sandwiches.

[MeshugeMikey]

An ASSAULT Sambish if ever there was one!!!!!

if Ronald MacDonald had ONLY Known!!!

[MeshugeMikey]

no chicken sandwich zones will be springing up across the Nation

[beelzepug]

Looks like one o’ them drum magazines to me.

[mylife]

[MeshugeMikey]

Imagine if he had had some FRIES in his rucksack!!