"My pasty white, blonde, blue-eyed cousin freaked out and ran into a cornfield, crying during a traffic stop.
A slew of cops multi-tazered him to death.
Apparently, he did not get this memo in time.
Well, most of them were white but not nearly as white as he was so, maybe...
FWIW, an “internal investigation” was conducted and they were all exonerated.
Even though he had done nothing except panic and they had tazed him dozens of times, just for crying and running a few feet.
Lordy, how we all did riot, loot and burn, that day.
Oh...wait.
Never mind.