[The KG9 Kid]

I challenge a Psychology grad student at University of Virginia to submit their Ph.D thesis entitled:

"Assessing The Contribution Of Feminist-Activist Emotional Irrationality In Penis Envy As A Catalyst For Pseudo-Victimizational Sexual Assault Fantasy."

Then, basically, just copy-paste the final detective report into the document and reference Rolling Stone magazine, ibid, in the footnotes.

Bet I could whip that out in a week. BOOM. Instant Doctorate!

[morphing libertarian]

I think uva should make you dean of men’s studies