Wait ... that kind of stuff doesn't happen to uncolored people??????
(Hmmmmm, if I don't bother to fix the burned out taillight on my car now, safe in the knowledge that I'll get a free pass from the cops, will Kristoff pay for my ticket?)
Just put one of these on the rear of your car. My ancient Mercedes came with one attached. I have NEVER been pulled over by the police in going on 11 years now.