I’d vote for Graham Cracker over Lindsey Graham.
Addendum to my post #9.
I’d like to suggest voters consider voting for Graham Cracker’s Souther brother, Graham Cracka - he is allegedly more conservative.
Graham crackers were part of the near religious dietary prescriptions of Sylvester Graham, a prominent member of the swarm of antibellum cranks and utopians that later morphed in to the socialists that want to run all aspects of everyone’s lives today.