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To: SeekAndFind

Dirka dirka.


21 posted on 12/18/2014 1:21:15 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: kaehurowing

SCENE FROM TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE

KIM JONG-IL TO UN WEAPONS INSPECTOR HANS BLIX....



Hans Blix in Kim Jong-il's Palace

Kim Jong-il: Oh Herro, Great to see you again Hans Brix!
Hans Blix: Let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind.
Kim Jong-il: Hans, ya-breakin' my barrs here, Hans, ya breakin' my barrs!
Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else...
Kim Jong-il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you... And we will write you a nasty letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong-il: Ok, I show you around. First, move to your to reft a rittle.
[Blix moves]
Kim Jong-il:Rittle more.
[moves again]
Kim Jong-il:Good.
[opens trap door then walks to shark tank]
Kim Jong-il:There you go Hans Brix! How you rike that ?
[watching a shark tear Hans apart]
Kim: What, you think I'm just a petty arms dearer? I'm pranning the attack. Congraturations Team America, you have stopped nothing.



23 posted on 12/18/2014 1:23:01 PM PST by SeekAndFind (If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
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To: kaehurowing

Lyrics to Kim Jong Il’s I’m So Ronery

Yes...
Cerebrate the new world

I’m, so, ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There’s no one
Just me onry
Waiting to kiss me back home

I work very hard to be number one guy
Stirr there nobody who rite up my rife
Seems that no one takes me seriorousryyyy
And so..

I’m ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor ritter me..

There’s nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage

It’s kind of sorry, but not rearry
Because it’s firring my body with rage
I rork rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of da women seem to give a shit
When I rure da world, maybe dey’ll notice meeee
Until den..

I’ll just be ronery
Sigh.. a rittle ronery
Poor ritter me..

I’m .. so.. ronery


25 posted on 12/18/2014 1:25:58 PM PST by SeekAndFind (If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
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