Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: HomerBohn

“Annie” would seem headed for a lackluster Christmas bow.”

Hollywood appears to be out of ideas.


22 posted on 12/19/2014 9:03:23 AM PST by tobyhill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: tobyhill
Hollywood has lots of ideas in the hopper about making re-makes of old Christmas classics.

It's a Wonderful Life is next up.

George is black in this one. He has taken over the family business of selling drugs to the neighborhood kids.

He feels despondent because he's had to off some kid who wouldn't pay up and decides to kill himself, so he jumps off a bridge into icy water.

A 'fairy' shows up and saves his life. Much hilarity follows all the way to the final scene where George is iced in the electric chair.

There's much more as his mom and Uncle Billy lay around on the couch all day watching 'Days of Our Lives' while counting and packaging drugs. Uncle Billy accidentally tosses coke into a dumpster, but he forgot which dumpster.

Ma is furious. Billy can't remember where he tossed the goods and she finally nails him right between the eyes. The picture is rated R and is not intended for little kids.

36 posted on 12/20/2014 5:21:42 AM PST by HomerBohn
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson