That’s why I can’t eat oysters. They look like some whale played a trick.
“Hey, Shamu! You want to get back at those humans for keeping you in a pool for all those years? Poop in a clamshell. Once I a while, put a small white rock in it. Trust me, they’ll eat it! No, seriously. They’ll eat ANYTHING! Sammy the Way Out Seal once told me they castrate bulls then eat the nuts!”
Clams and oysters remind me of loogies. I don’t know why. Minced-up in a soup or stew, ok, but whole, raw or cooked, no freaking way!