[basil]

In this day and age, Santa should be armed!

[faithhopecharity]

Especially if he keeps dressing up so perversely, breaking into people’s houses at night, and living with cute little twinky “elves” (so-called) which he makes wear such sexy, tight- fitting nylon costumes And then there’s his well- known predilection for other people’s children -—

[BenLurkin]

ECW and chaff

[mrsmel]

Especially when delivering to the hood-he might get heisted himself, otherwise.