Jeepers, I hope Santa stays clear of the eastern Ukraine.
Let’s hope the Russian bombers put their transponders on.
I hope the fat old white guy steers clear of St Louis
There'll be nothing left but a stripped sleigh sitting on blocks and 8 tiny reindeer carcasses
He made it safely through eastern Ukraine.
(I think we told Putin that if anything happened to Santa, we’d wax his butt.)
I always enjoy following the Tracker.
As of now, he’s just past Salvador, Brazil and headed DEEP south to the Sandwich Islands.