Gee< Paul Ryan will take his daughter deer hunting. what is the big deal for the people at Huffing Puffing post. Oh wait her father should be buying her what - Air jordan Sneakers, No wait A tiara so she can be a Princess, and get picture taken with Princess Obama and his Tiara
Living in deer hunting country there a lot of young girls by getting guns at age 10 and going hunting. There also young boys whom get them. This year one of my elderly neighbors was excited when her grandson got a buck in his forst hunting season. he was out with a group of people and a fellow hunter whom happened to be female had already gotten her buck the day before at 7:15AM second day of hunting season was accompanying him. Now that is great for children.
Okay when I hunt deer or bear I use my car, it seems every year it is either a deer or a bear I hit. This year I missed a Moose with the car, but I did get my deer too. Okay when I was youngster I nailed a duck when water skiing. Boy I had a lot of explaining to do with the DNR.
“I nailed a duck when water skiing. Boy I had a lot of explaining to do with the DNR.”
Fellow freepers, I think we have a mental image here worthy of great praise.
Of course what sense the term ‘nailed’ is being used here. One way is funny. The other is hysterical and could get one GOP support in a southern state.
As I read this I was thinking, "This guy spends a lot of time in my car." I knew we must live in the same area because its the kind of true story that happens all the time here but urbanites from other areas wouldn't believe.
I might have one up on you though. Last spring I was heading in to town at about 70. A turkey of nearly 30lbs came flying at me at about 40-45mph. Im not going to bother to figure out how much energy that delivers but I can tell you that it sounded like a light artillery shell hit the vehicle. It hit the driver side grill, drove the grill into the radiator, the radiator busted and the whole mess pushed into the engine compartment bending a bunch of stuff up. The jeep looked like it had minor damage from the outside, the insurance company totaled it...the jeep that is, my family totaled the turkey a few hours later.
Ah...life in the rural north...