- Are you a Military Veteran? Then you are "Mentally Ill"
- Ever fought with your spouse? Then you are "Mentally Ill"
- Has the IRS pursued you? Then you are "Mentally Ill"
- Do you have "Anti-Choice" views? Then you are "Mentally Ill"
- Are you one of those Wacky Patriot Subversives who believe in the "Constitution?" Then you are "Mentally Ill"
- Do you Currently Own Guns? Then you are "Mentally Ill"
5 out of 6...I guess I am Mentally Ill.