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Truth is, There's No One Behind the Wheel
Townhall.com ^ | January 3, 2015 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 01/03/2015 5:31:11 AM PST by Kaslin

There's an old joke in the newspaper business, now immortal on the Internet:

"The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie chart format. ... The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. ..."

And so on. The list gets updated from time to time, and it usually includes, "The National Inquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store." You get the point.

But the joke is on us. You see, no one is running the country.

I don't mean that as a knock on President Obama. No president "runs" America because the government doesn't run America -- and the president barely runs the government. He can scarcely tell his own employees what to do. Civil service laws and union rules make it darn near impossible to fire even grossly incompetent employees for anything short of pederasty or murder.

I don't have the space to rehash the Federalist Papers, but at the federal level there are three branches of government and each one monkey-wrenches the other, all the time. Meanwhile, do you know how many local governments there are in the United States?

Time's up, and you probably guessed too low. There are, by the Pew Charitable Trust's count, just over ninety thousand of them (90,056 to be exact).

What the joke gets right is that lots of groups think they should be running the show. But they all resent the fact that they're not. From Ivy League eggheads to Wall Street fat cats, everyone talks like a backseat driver to a driver who isn't there.

In recent years, I've had the good fortune to get to know some famous .001-percenters. Guess what? Not only do they not run the country, but they're often desperate to find out who does.

For instance, listening to the Democratic Party or, say, the editors of the New York Times (tomayto-tomahto, I know), you'd think the Koch brothers owned America. Of course, if they did, they wouldn't be spending so much money on elections, would they? Also, if the Kochs were half as evil and powerful as some claim, nobody would be criticizing them.

Meanwhile, for every rich conservative out there, there's a rich liberal cutting checks, too. In other words, the one-percenters who supposedly run everything aren't some homogenized class of economic overlords; they are, in fact, at war with each other. And, trust me, Charles and David Koch, Sheldon Adelson and Foster Friess no more think they are running the country than liberal super-donors Michael Bloomberg, George Soros and Tom Steyer do.

The notion that there's a class or group of people secretly running things is ancient. It was old when the Roman consul Lucius Cassius famously asked, "Cui bono?" ("To whose benefit?")

The reason is that we seem to be hardwired to assume there are no accidents, that the world is the way it is because people -- hidden people -- want it that way. The more extreme expressions of this cognitive reflex take many forms, whether anti-Semitic (Who benefits? The Jews!) or Marxist (Who benefits? The ruling classes!) or comedic ("Colonel Sanders with his wee beady eyes!").

Today, on the left, such thinking has become institutionalized. When the champions of social justice can't find an actual culprit, the villain becomes systemic racism or sexism or white privilege. But there is always evil intentionality lurking somewhere, like a ghost in the machine. The right has its bugaboos, too. For instance, there are many who think the mainstream media is biased (it is) and that its bias is somehow centrally orchestrated like a scheme by some Bond villain (it isn't).

I think some people are scared of the idea that nobody is in charge, in part because they want someone to blame for their problems. Others don't like this notion because they have an outsized faith in the power of human will. If villains aren't to blame for our ills, then some problems cease to be problems and simply become facts of life.

Me? I like knowing no one is running things because, for starters, it means I'm free.


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1 posted on 01/03/2015 5:31:11 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Oh man this is GOOD! He just keeps getting better and better! Great article!


2 posted on 01/03/2015 5:38:14 AM PST by buffyt (Gov.Cuomo: "conservatives who are right-to-life, pro-assault-weapon, anti-gay, have NO place in NY")
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To: Kaslin
Throughout history, from when man first left their caves and began trading and accumulating things, the bankers have run things. They always end up running it to the ground.

One of my favorite facts in history comes from the era of the Crusades. Who benefitted? Why, the arms makers of northern Italy who equipped both sides did.

3 posted on 01/03/2015 5:39:56 AM PST by grania
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To: Kaslin
Me? I like knowing no one is running things because, for starters, it means I'm free.

I wouldn't mind his suppositions if the above were true. Not sure if it was a purely comedic attempt or if he got lost in the idea. The bit about 90K+ governing entities falls in line with why we have the 10th Amendment.

May not be anyone running the country, but they sure are amassing a lot of power and control over the People...

4 posted on 01/03/2015 5:43:48 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: trebb

I’m sure David Geffen, for one, isn’t going to take kindly that cut about pederasty.


5 posted on 01/03/2015 5:52:20 AM PST by gusopol3
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To: Kaslin
There's no one group running things, but like a symphony orchestra, there's a conductor.


6 posted on 01/03/2015 5:53:32 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: COBOL2Java

There is but he only has so much leeway in the score he has been given.


7 posted on 01/03/2015 6:03:51 AM PST by xp38
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To: Kaslin

If Obama is driving... I’ll take the train. If he was a taxi driver at an airport... I would walk...


8 posted on 01/03/2015 6:03:56 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Kaslin
The reason is that we seem to be hardwired to assume there are no accidents, that the world is the way it is because people -- hidden people -- want it that way

If no one is "Running" the country what are we paying those 535 drones in DC for?

9 posted on 01/03/2015 6:11:19 AM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Kaslin

Jonah, if you are “free”, try carrying a handgun in New York.


10 posted on 01/03/2015 6:11:45 AM PST by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: Kaslin

“Civil service laws and union rules make it darn near impossible to fire even grossly incompetent employees for anything short of pederasty or murder.”

Pederasty? Does Jonah really think that would bring about a successful firing in this day and age? Check your straight privilege, or whatever it is they are saying of late.


11 posted on 01/03/2015 6:20:31 AM PST by cdcdawg
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To: Kaslin

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.”

-Mark Twain


12 posted on 01/03/2015 6:26:25 AM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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Freedom is not freedom if it is licensed, permitted, and otherwise metered out by bureaucrats.


13 posted on 01/03/2015 6:30:14 AM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: grania

Sorry, but that is wildly unhistorical.

Bankers can “run things” only when there is a long-term political system that protects their profits against expropriation.

That system has not existed through most of history. Indian, Chinese and European history is filled with instances of “powerful” bankers being executed and/or having all their wealth confiscated when they fall out with the real rulers.


14 posted on 01/03/2015 6:33:07 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: Sherman Logan

That’s why I say it never ends well.


15 posted on 01/03/2015 6:34:33 AM PST by grania
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To: Kaslin

Valerie Jarrett is going to be some POed when she learns that she is not recognized as a great leader.


16 posted on 01/03/2015 7:06:34 AM PST by abclily
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To: Kaslin

There are the elected and then there are leaders.


17 posted on 01/03/2015 8:09:31 AM PST by DownInFlames
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To: Kaslin

I think this is naive. There’s no onoe controlling everything. There are, however, plenty of people in control of major portions of our lives. They live in Washington, D.C. The fact their control is not absolute does not mean it is there and dangerous to our liberty, health and financial well-being.


18 posted on 01/03/2015 8:21:29 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: Kaslin

So the world’s march toward one world communist control is mere happenstance?


19 posted on 01/03/2015 8:45:05 AM PST by subterfuge (Minnesota: the laughingstock of the nation - for lots of reasons!)
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To: Kaslin

1 John 5:19 - “... the whole world lies in the power of the evil one.”


20 posted on 01/03/2015 9:09:50 AM PST by D. S. Mayfield
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