With Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick?
Back when my kids were little (they're in their 40's now), we were playing Clue, and when it was my youngest son's turn to guess, he said: "It was Mr. Greenjeans, [Captain Kangaroo], with the lead pipe up his hiney."
Don't ask me where he got that from, but back then he used to call the concession stand, the concussion stand...and moray eels, moron eels. He's gotten a bit better since he's aged :-)
“Candlestick” yes. The other stuff, don’t know.
Or was it Dr. Love in the Lincoln Bedroom with the Beef Stick?