[babygene]

My cats never come when they are called and I cant catch them. My plan is to have the right side legs cut off at the knees, so that when the cat runs away it will just run in circles...

The cat won’t mind. /s

[Responsibility2nd]

Well, WHEN you do catch you cat, get one of these.

 

Makes for easy transportting.

 

[Jamestown1630]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidehill_gouger