[Usagi_yo]

“Like a plastic Piggly Wiggly bag fluttering about in the alley”

Submitted for the worst opening line of an op-ed piece.

[ClearCase_guy]

It was a dark and stormy night. Like a plastic Piggly Wiggly bag fluttering about in the alley, my girlfriend’s final words echoed in my ears: “Let’s see if the lion is asleep”.

[Oldhunk]

I’m all for the legalization of incestuous marraige. I can marry my son and beat the death tax.

[bigbob]

seems like the perfect opening sentence for this piece, describing how people think who have no moral foundation