If you were on an island with her and you were both drunk... ?
Ok then you have these to choose from...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/26/250F3E9800000578-2926211-image-a-82_1422247046310.jpg
Never, no no no and no again. “Never in a million years.”
P.S.: Being “drunk” would only make it worse.