[The KG9 Kid]

Some lady high school dance monitor told her.

This high school is in American Fork UT, halfway between Provo/Orem and Sandy and that's all you need to know about the kind of women volunteers they'd attract to be high school dance monitors.

They're nice people typically, but despite the fact they have cell phones and SUVs they're stuck in the 1890s. I'm sure some other students were sent home for not wearing socks with sandals or sent to detention for muttering 'phooey!' to themselves out on the athletic field after failing the high jump. Saying 'Gee Whiz!' is the same as cursing there, because everyone knows what you REALLY meant to say.

People from the next state over to my East are something else.

[Elsie]

Saying 'Gee Whiz!' is the same as cursing there, because everyone knows what you REALLY meant to say.

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