Posted on 01/30/2015 7:13:16 PM PST by doug from upland
Seattle pot supplier rolling thousands of joints for Seahawks fans
Double doobie time! Solstice employees are trying to roll 12,000 joints for the retailer's special edition 12 Pack. The pot packages are targeted to fans who are medical marijuana users.
BY DEBORAH HASTINGS NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Thursday, January 29, 2015, 5:38 PM A A A
For Seattle Seahawks fans who want to be stoned while watching Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX, there's a new pack of pot for you.
A Washington marijuana supplier has doubled its production time to keep up with demand for its 12 Pack special edition a pack of 12 joints designed to play off the 12th Man nickname for Seattle's extremely loyal, and extremely loud, fan base.
But the pot cigs are only for medical marijuana users, though recreational use is legal in Washington.
Doobie, doobie, doo: Seattle marijuana retailer is rolling like crazy to produce 12,000 joints by Sunday so Seahawks fans who are also medical marijuana users can get stoned to watch Super Bowl XLIX.
And employees are rolling like crazy to meet their goal of creating 12,000 doobies by Sundays showdown between the Seahawks and the New England Patriots.
But "it's not like I go home with cramps or anything," worker Katy Filippone told King 5.
Nonetheless, the normal rate of creating about 100 joints per 8-hour shift has doubled.
"We definitely weren't ready for the speed of it," said Joe Santucci, noting that many other duties, such packing marijuana capsules and trimming plants, have been suspended to try to reach the supplier's massive goal
They’ve rolled 12,000 so they’ll have maybe 200 or 300 for the game.
I would think that there is a machine that could do this more efficiently and economically. Back in the 80’s I worked with a guy who had a rolling machine in his office in which he rolled his cigarettes.
What happened to the good ol' days of puking in the stands and throwing cups of beer at opposing fans?
Reefer Madness was always a lie.
By DuPont and the FedGov...
Ohh, an Old Fashioned. Make mine a double.
I know a guy that's been baked for decades. He looks like a redneck trucker, which he is. One day on his day-laborer job, his boss, said "Bear, I think some of the boys on the crew are smoking dope." That night, Bear picked the boss up out of the street, as he had fallen down crossing to another bar. Split his face open pretty good. You can abuse any substance, legal or illegal.
A lady that I know just came from Columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said:
No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said:
No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee oh-oh
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
He said it was the best in all the land
And I said:
No no no no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of wakin’ up on the floor
No, thank you, please,
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door
I liked Ringo’s NO NO SONG because it was cute and funny. As far as the Beatles went, I never was a fan or paid much attention to them — then or now.
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