Perhaps King "Canute" Obama can issue an executive order to the Sun...
To start making more sunspots
so we don't get another ice age
Maybe Congress can pass legislation MANDATING “global warming”.
That's actually not necessary. Climate 'scientists', meteorological services, etc. know the grant issuing and administering bureaucrats EXPECT warming, so they massage the data (they call it "homogenizing"), mutter "double, double, toil and trouble" over the steaming cauldron, and- after adding a satisfactory quantity of hair of frog and eye of newt - VOILA! Warming has been tortured out of the raw data.
Skeptical analysts who have compared homogenized temperature records with raw historical data (when they can pry it loose from the CAGW crowd, which invariably tries their damnedest to keep it under lock and key), find that the homogenization process resulted in reducing historical temperature, creating warming trends invisible in the raw data.
That's actually not necessary. Climate 'scientists', meteorological services, etc. know the grant issuing and administering bureaucrats EXPECT warming, so they massage the data (they call it "homogenizing"), mutter "double, double, toil and trouble" over the steaming cauldron, and- after adding a satisfactory quantity of hair of frog and eye of newt - VOILA! Warming has been tortured out of the raw data.
Skeptical analysts who have compared homogenized temperature records with raw historical data (when they can pry it loose from the CAGW crowd, which invariably tries their damnedest to keep it under lock and key), find that the homogenization process resulted in reducing historical temperature, creating warming trends invisible in the raw data.
Perhaps King "Canute" Obama can issue an executive order to the Sun...
To start making more sunspots
so we don't get another ice age