[matthew fuller]

"The article mentioned he was Red Ranger."

Code for Rump Ranger?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Brown Ranger?

Must be gay, 36 years old with a roommate, rumpmate?

[MisterArtery]

Return with now to yesteryear. Out of the past comes the thundering hooves of a great white horse with the speed of light and the cry of “Hidee ho, you big silly!” The Rump Ranger rides again!