At the rate we’re going we’ll have negative unemployment numbers. Won’t that be great?
Yes, that’s true!
We will all have to hold down two or three full-time jobs just to cover the demand!
Well, shoot! Why didn’t you say so? Negative employment numbers would have to mean that lots of folks have more than one job? But, but, but-—I keep hearing about lots of folks who have more than one job to get by. These math geniuses just have to update their methods to keep the right face on the Grand Kenyan’s success-—sniggle. Ruined another cup of coffee.