Apparently the book/movie is so bad that even the BDSM crowd is disavowing & distancing from it.
Yep. Maybe I'm getting old and cynical, and let's face it, sex is inherently ridiculous anyway, but the notion of Biff and Buffy flailing away at one another with internet-bought rubber whips in search of some sort of erotic epiphany is simply hysterical. They'll be deadly earnest about it, to be sure, and we will be treated to solemn intellectual pronouncements about it in Salon as if they invented sex. Have fun, kids, and don't forget the safewords. And if you happen to end up in the ER with something in a very private place that shouldn't be there, it won't be the first time they've seen it and it certainly won't be the last. The X-rays may hit the Internet. You could be famous.