Clearly the wooky is lying or Malia is a dullard. A semi-intelligent child would understand that removing all of the moisture from the cheese would be step one. After which, you could rather easily turn it into powder.
“She sat there for 30 minutes trying to pulverize a block of cheese into dust,”
Words fail. What sort of numskull even comes up with this Calaveras County cavalcade of lies?
I can’t get past the “personal chef” thing. gee, I’ve never had one of those, how ‘bout you? Boy talk about out of touch. If this broad had to make her own sandwich she’d probably have a nervous breakdown.
I’m glad I read your post before I submitted one of my own. I was going to state nearly the same exact sentiment that you did.
If you’re trying to create cheese dust from a block of cheese, you will need to dehydrate it first - not smash it with a meat hammer like a caveman, never learning from your initial mistake of going that route.
These sanctimonious busybodies have no idea just how stupid they are because no one dares tell them; lest they fall out of favor with the regal anointed ones.
“... or Malia is a dullard.”
Ya think?