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Vendome’s version of a just and proper punishment

And this doesn’t seem like enough but, here goes:

I would chain his hands and legs, then pull him up four flights of metal fire escape stairs, feet first.

Then I would kicked him in the family jewels just enough to cause a stomach ache every 15 minutes for 8 hours.

After that I would push him out a window letting him fall four stories into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls high and 5 rolls wide.

He could lay in the pile of razor wire for two days in the desert sun and then I would release a flock of crows and 1 gallon of scarabs right next to him.

But that’s just me.


45 posted on 02/12/2015 11:05:17 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

......did you overlook the salt, sprinkled liberally?


52 posted on 02/13/2015 3:59:26 AM PST by Revelation 911
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