[ConorMacNessa]

Truth be told, a few bottles of thrown mayonnaise would probably elevate the level of discourse at the UN. As to the topless women, I can't tell you how many times I've yelled out "Put it on, for the love of Pete! My eyes!!!"

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"As to the topless women, I can't tell you how many times I've yelled out "Put it on, for the love of Pete! My eyes!!!" "

...Can yah' throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier...