“Don’t you know we’re currently experiencing one of the warmest winters in history! “
Actually ——— There was an article on Yahoo News two days ago that said this was the 4th warmest January in recorded history.
On that day it was 77 degrees here - Sweater weather for the equatorial Pacific
You know, it's never nice to boast. Don't they teach that to you in school DOWN IN THE EQUATORIAL PACIFIC!
Ahem. Excuse me, I'm going to go shovel my driveway.