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(Jon) Stewart: Bibi’s Congress Reception Was ‘Longest (bleep) a Jewish Man Has Ever Received’
Mediaite ^ | 11:24 pm, March 3rd, 2015 | Josh Feldman

Posted on 03/04/2015 5:23:09 AM PST by Dave346

Jon Stewart tonight wrung some comedy out of Benjamin Netanyahu‘s speech to Congress, mocking it as a “Festival of Slights” to President Obama.

Stewart mocked some of the media coverage of the speech, as well as President Obama for swearing it’s all good, though he did note if Democrats tried the same under George W. Bush, “Republicans would have demanded the inviters be arrested for sedition and treason!”

But it was the reception Netanyahu got in Congress that Stewart was most amused by. He called it “the State of the Union address Republicans wanted” and concluded, “The in-chamber response to this speech was by far the longest blowjob a Jewish man has ever received.”

Watch the video below, via Comedy Central:

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; Israel; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: bomb; nuclear; terror; war
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To: CygnusXI

“Potential nuclear holocaust reduced to a bj... Libtards at their best”

I started thinking about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah when I read that line!


21 posted on 03/04/2015 6:14:18 AM PST by mdmathis6 (If Hitler, Nazi, OR...McCarthy are mentioned in an argument, then the arguement is over!)
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To: Dave346

Stewart should know, he holds the record for giving one to Obama for the past 6 years.


22 posted on 03/04/2015 6:17:21 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Illegal aliens are far superior to Americans. - So say the 'RATS and RINOs.)
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...though he did note if Democrats tried the same under George W. Bush, “Republicans would have demanded the inviters be arrested for sedition and treason!”

No, you imbecilic buttwipe, the pubbie prez would be right out front with him, not cowering in his rumpus room behind valjar.

23 posted on 03/04/2015 6:18:17 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: mdmathis6

Unfortunately the shoe seems to fit.. God have mercy.


24 posted on 03/04/2015 6:18:48 AM PST by CygnusXI (Im back!)
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To: Rummyfan

Can I get a witness? :-)
Seriously, is there any validation for such a conclusion?

(NOTE: I are not a shrink). Yet, in discussing certain socio-political concerns, I have found that those who identify in the “progressive” (lots of baggage, I know) spectrum have a tendency to to develop arguments and...summarily...stop when their “pet-issue” is validated. They don’t (will not) move on to the rational conclusion once they have validated their ideological position. (EX: Bush43 am EVIL and that ends the conversation!)

They deny any “forward movement” according to their determination.


25 posted on 03/04/2015 6:19:07 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Dave346

And posting this drek helps exactly how?


26 posted on 03/04/2015 6:21:32 AM PST by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: Dave346

I sure miss the days when this kind of filth was not allowed on TV.


27 posted on 03/04/2015 6:23:00 AM PST by Gosh I love this neighborhood
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To: Dave346

Hey, he got to make a sophomoric sex joke about the leader of the Jewish state and slam the Republicans all at once.

Isn’t that all the really matters?


28 posted on 03/04/2015 6:24:30 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
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To: CygnusXI

“Potential nuclear holocaust reduced to a bj... Libtards at their best.”

Outstanding!


29 posted on 03/04/2015 6:44:52 AM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: Dave346

Somewhere Jon Stewart is laughing - he’s laughing about right wing Christians taking him to the wood shed for NOT backing Israel enough...

It’s a strange world.


30 posted on 03/04/2015 2:31:37 PM PST by GOPJ (Comrade Thug - please don't hurt me for disagreeing... I lived in a free country once..)
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