I have one of the e-mails Hillary secretly sent out. Here it is.
Dear blueunicorn6;
You make me hotter than the inside of a ravioli that’s been in the microwave for seven minutes! Oh, how I long to stroke “The horn of the unicorn”! Please e-mail me back and let me know when we can get together to discuss my true ambitions! Love and kisses!
Hillary
You poor bastard.