Showing up emaciated from the Gulag swill is one way to get girls’ attention.
Or the forced labor crews in Siberia could cool down the heat. It is New Mexico.
If that is too hard core how about a nice Struggle Session straight out of the Cultural Revolution or North Korea.
“He says students never intended to make light of the atrocities committed under communist regimes.”
Why? The atrocities are why countries go Communists.
They could eat fish head soup and have the prom in winter outside. Then when body parts freeze they could amputate them with pliers just like in Siberia.