[Mr. Jeeves]

"Gosh darn it, Mr. Government Officer, I guess I'm just not smart enough to earn more than the Guaranteed Income. I mean, I tried reeeeal hard, but I just can't seem to get paid no matter how much I work. I don't have anything for you to tax....and I'm real sorry about that." :)

[Jim Robinson]

But then we know (besides religion) the real enemy of human rights is capitalism. Capitalism enslaves the masses and benefits the capitalists. We must kill capitalism and implement socialism. Then workers will not be working their tails off to further enrich the wealthy capitalists. They can all work freely for the state. And seeing as how the state benefits from all labor, no taxes will be required.