[I cannot think of a name]

As soon as the country wakes up and appoints me Emperor for Life, I will fix all of this.

It is perfectly simple: one form for everything - registering, voting, your address, etc. Of course the other side of the form will say, “1040.”

You’re not filing a tax return?

You ain’t voting neither.

This country was founded on the principal of, “you don’t work, you don’t eat.”

I will update that to, “you don’t pay, you don’t say.”

[RandallFlagg]

BRILLIANT!!

[gundog]

Sounds good. But I’ll bet lots of folks getting the EITC don’t vote, currently.