Posted on 03/17/2015 11:58:34 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
In Baghdad, a terrorist who was in the middle of conducting a training for future militants, accidentally blew up an entire class, killing 21 of his students, and himself. The group was part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, the terror group that has been participating in a string of attacks in the United States.
The report stated that the incident may be viewed as a metaphor for the many lives lost in the wake of foreign and domestic terrorists’ relentless attempts to convert the nation into an extreme-religious state. In this turn of events, it appears that many innocent lives may have actually been spared. In fact, in one recent attack alone, 7 innocent people were killed.
According to recent reports, it was rumored that the instructor was in the process of showing his students how to use a suicide belt. As he was teaching, the live suicide belt actually detonated, resulting in mass fatalities.
Somebody ahould pass out candy.
First Bibi wins, now this. A good day today!
“Remember never let this wire, touch this termi_______
The village goats bleated sighs of relief!
Their problem is now that they are not eligible for 72 virgins but instead they each get a girl who “only did it once or twice when drunk and it was a long time ago”.
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