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Rep. Aaron Schock should have kept his shirt on
Chicago Tribune ^ | 18 mar 2015 | John Kass

Posted on 03/18/2015 6:14:28 AM PDT by rellimpank

The resignation of U.S. Rep. Aaron "Abs of Steel" Schock should come as no surprise.

The Illinois Republican from Peoria was once a rising GOP establishment star. And now his career is in shambles after weeks of questions over spending.

At least Schock has two things going for him:

He's got great abs. And those of us who are challenged in the great abs department — I protect mine by wrapping them in fat — can appreciate perfection.

And the other thing is what Schock said himself: He's not some old crusty white guy.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: illinois; schock

1 posted on 03/18/2015 6:14:28 AM PDT by rellimpank
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To: rellimpank

If he goes to jail, he will have plenty of time to work on his abs.


2 posted on 03/18/2015 6:43:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Coakley/Gruber 2016!!!)
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To: rellimpank

He could have just “come out” and all would have been forgiven


3 posted on 03/18/2015 6:54:48 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: PJ-Comix

He’ll learn about squat thrusts too.


4 posted on 03/18/2015 6:55:46 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: rellimpank

TTIWWP Sportute Girl wants to judge for herself whether he is guilty or not.


5 posted on 03/18/2015 7:25:02 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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