“I don’t understand why you would work against the interests of the United States like you are doing, unless, of course, you were a paid Russian troll.”
LOL, Since when did the investigation and disclosure of clandestine Russian information warfare operations somehow constitute “work against the interests of the United States”?
You know darned well!
Or, should I say, "Алты́нного во́ра ве́шают, а полти́нного че́ствуют."