Cannot do that.
“PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AN ‘ONION JOKE’ PIECE, SO I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY!”
It’s only a joke. You have been sleeping all this time. However, while you slept a few of things happened.
1. Cubs won world series
2. US won 2016 Olympic games in Chicago
3. Hillary Clinton was indicted, convicted and frogged marched
4. The new President is a Islamomarxist,white hating anti-semite who gave Iran the go ahead to build a nuclear weapon.
Ok, everything except 4 was a joke.
In Obama’s America, everyday is April 1st.
And it’s no joke.