[TangledUpInBlue]

Oh exciting. Just in time for Passover...

[nuconvert]

Should have tweeted: Kerry gave up the store

[Stevenc131]

The Final Solution from the Iranian point of view.

[ColdOne]

Conflict News @rConflictNews · 3m 3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Iran will not be asked to shut down any enrichment sites #IranTalks
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Conflict News @rConflictNews · 4m 4 minutes ago

BREAKING: Over 1000 centerfuges will operate in Frodo facility #IranTalks - @abasinfo
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[marron]

Signing a peace agreement with Iran is just the final waypoint before the Big One breaks out.

[ColdOne]

BREAKING: In terms of R&D, Iran will continue its R&D on advanced centrifuges. #IranTalks - @abasinfo
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Conflict News @rConflictNews · 7m 7 minutes ago

BREAKING: More than 5000 centrifuges will continue to enrich 3.67% in Natanz #IranTalks - @abasinfo
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Conflict News @rConflictNews · 7m 7 minutes ago

BREAKING: Powers, Iran agree that most of Iran’s enriched Uranium stocks will be diluted or shipped abroad - Reuters
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Conflict News @rConflictNews · 10m 10 minutes ago

BREAKING: Powers and Iran agree that over two-thirds of Iran’s current enrichment capacity will be suspended. Monitored for 10 years

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Just remember, on the liberal scorecard: Iran = good. Indiana = bad. Pukes.

[martinidon]

Noticed crickets from Kerry and Obama. They want the EU and other countries to announce an agreement so Obama can say I had nothing to do with the terms; I just read about them in the news....

[seawolf101]

Did they use white smoke or black smoke?

[Jim Noble]

"Found solution," Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif tweeted. "Solutions on key parameters" reached, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani said on Twitter. The European Union's foreign policy chief, Federica Mogherini, tweeted, "Good news," regarding the talks

The US will deliver 4 Trident submarines with armed nuclear warheads to the Iranian navy, with targeting coordinates for Tel Aviv, New York, Dallas, Liberty University, and Wasilla programmed in.

In exchange, Iran promises not to launch any missiles during Passover or Easter, not to look up GPS coordinates for Washington DC and to give the US the opportunity to deliver strongly worded letters after any nucleare explosions in the designated target areas.

"It's peace in our time!" said Jon Carry excitedly.

[molson209]

They agree to use nonwhite paper in the bathroom ?