[Lazamataz]

Climate Change Causes Gun Violence!

I just *KNEW* it!

[thorvaldr]

Actually, I was hoping that him taking his vows in the Global Warming religion would distract him from his citizen disarmament crusade.

[BlatherNaut]

:)

[ModelBreaker]

If it gets just a half a degree warmer, . . . wait, I’m feeling sick already and it’s only 9:30 am. The temperature is going to get a lot warmer before this day is over. I’m so hosed. And summer is coming. Don’t know what to do. I know, I’ll vote for a democrat in 2016. That will make it all better. They turn back the oceans, right?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Climate change causes EVERYTHING. Globull warming alarmist rule #1.

[concerned about politics]

Climate change is responsible for there not being anything to watch on TV last night.
Something has to be done.

Oh, and it was climate change that burnt this mornings toast. I just knew it.

What ever happened to the coming ice.....er.....global warming? Now it's climate change. You'd think the cold, warm, cold, warm was some type of natural cycle. There appears to be a pattern here. I wonder if "science" has ever thought of that?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Warmer climate = women in skimpier clothing = a lot more sex happening = STD epidemic.