Posted on 04/11/2015 2:11:07 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
But when he takes it out of its box, his hand burns. He uses gloves.
Remember the early/mid 1960’s Muriel Cigar adds with Edie Adams: “The Panatela Cigar...Extra length!!...Extra taste!!...Extra Pleasure!!” (Or close to that wording). Oh boy, Billy C. was all over it!
It’s difficult to say the name Jesus in the same sentence as Bill Clinton. Religion, however, is a different matter, as similar to Jesus throwing the money changers out of the temple, or calling the Sanhedrin a bunch of serpents. Bill can certainly be religious, but not so that it will get him into the Kingdom of Heaven, maybe a brothel.
Chelsea Clinton is the ugliest woman to grace Washngton, DC since Eleanor Roosevelt. In fact, she looks like she was separated at birth from FDR’s remarkably unattractive wife.
Bill’s real father was a married doctor, not some poor dead accident victim.
If Bill Clinton actually took Matthew 5:30 seriously, he would have no limbs, no tongue, and no eyes.
And his penis.
Why would that be, if faith in God didn't matter to a large percentage of voters?
Way back when, Ellie Roosevelt was traveling by herself on one of her speaking tours.
She was in the sleeper compartment trying to get to sleep but the man in the sleeper above her was really “sawing logs”.
So she got on her knees and banged on the ceiling with her fist. The snoring stopped.
A few minutes later, it started again, even louder.
Same drill: she bangs on the ceiling. It stops.
Five minutes later, the snoring resumes. She begins banging ...
The man was sleeping off a drunk, or trying to, so he lowers his head, parts her curtains and says,
“Lady, I got an eyeful of you earlier, and you can bang all night long but I’m not coming down there.”
Great point!
It is going to be a fun erection er election.
Possibly this kept Bill Clinton from being even worse.
Worst post of the year so far
The amount of disgusting, sycophantic butt kissing for Hillary and the Dems spewing out of Salon, the Atlantic and the usual suspects is just amazing.
We don’t have a way of truly comparing the Bill Clinton without this to the Bill Clinton with this.
Bill at least tried to hide his demons, his shadows. With Obama, they are paraded in DC and all over the world.
One does not have to become a renowned saint for the story of God to make some difference. Or has been sometimes said, hypocrisy is the tribute that vice pays to virtue. If we had to pick, there are even worse things than being a hypocrite.
Is there ever a “real story” with sociopaths?
I forgot about that, maybe because he’s the only Democrat who has one. Maybe he’ll end up doing the deed to show solidarity with the trannies.
No wait, I thought they believed the bible to be a bad thing. Reads like a human interest story. How can Bill have gotten that close and yet (as best we can see from the outside) not have been had a redeemed life.
He won't go that far. If Hillary hasn't cut it off by now, it's staying put.
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