[Truth29]

"We used to put aerosol cans in fires and shoot them with rifles to watch them explode. We hiked in the forests carrying rifles."

You were clearly a budding militia member and needed to be taken away from your parents and raised by the state collective. sarc/

[Albion Wilde]

"We used to put aerosol cans in fires and shoot them with rifles to watch them explode. We hiked in the forests carrying rifles."

The boys would go over to the neighbor's barn and light farts.