I regret to inform you the point of no return occurred on 8 June 2013 at 1857 hrs. UDT. At that time, the total volume of greenhouse gases exceeded the known scrubbing capacity of the planet by a factor of 3.27:1. Ironically, this extinction event was triggered by former V.P. Al Gore’s Gulfstream idling on the tarmac at Dulles awaiting the successful conclusion of a run to Starbucks. In the years since, the overwhelming majority (98.6%) of climate scientists have stated categorically that regardless of response, the planetary doomification process is irreversible. It should be noted the science behind this finding is settled and no further inquiries are warranted.
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