Hillary ditches Scooby and flies to New Jersey on plane with no First Class

Daily Mail ^ | APRIL 16. 2015 | DAVID MARTOSKO

[MeshugeMikey]

The Secret Service will have to drive Scooby One and Scooby Two back to Chappaqua without HIllary Clinton riding shotgun. Instead, she's flying coach and toting her own luggage. A United Airlines regional jet carried her back to the East Coast on Thursday from the Omaha, Nebraska airport. Her flight was bound for Newark, New Jersey, the major airport most convenient to her spacious Chappaqua, New York home.

[tacticalogic]

That orange thing is beyond old lady ugly. Who dresses her?

I think she needs to wear orange more often. Like everyday for at least the next 20 years.

[Old Yeller]

No way she can carry all her baggage.

[Billthedrill]

I sure hope she told BJ Billy she’s headed home early. Because, you know...

[EDINVA]

There’s one NS Omaha to LGA in the morning; one NS to Newark in the evening. 2 1-stops each to Westchester and to JFK. The flight to Newark is the latest departure heading to NYC area (4:51p). Without traffic, the drive from Newark to Chappaqua is 1-1/4hrs. Bet she misses AF1 ;)

[TYVets]

Or that she had 2 empty rows ahead and behind her?

The remaining passengers, no eye contact, staring at their toes. (/s)

[hoosierham]

Well,would you REALLY want to look at Hillary for several hours?

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[surrey]

Hope they gave Bubba a heads up, you never know what she could walk in on. Then again isn’t the word out that the horn dog now spends most of his time in Arkansas?

[Minutemen]

Is there any way we could resurrect the Hindenburg for the “Beasts” campaign romp?

[4yearlurker]

Hillary...she’s just a regular guy.

[trisham]

Can she fit into a coach seat?

[TexasFreeper2009]

I thought ole slick willies was hanging out on private islands raping teen sex slaves with his 1% buddies.

[DCBryan1]

Did she pay for 2 seats?

[Georgia Girl 2]

The non event tour where Hillary never meets an ordinary person.

[hoosiermama]

She already has earful?

[Minutemen]

Yes! at the kombucha and bran muffin grotto with all the salt of the earth “folks”

[BunnySlippers]

No, she’s a spoiled b***h!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Oh wow Hillary is just like me! That does it, I am voting for her!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I heard she was going to sit and this man sitting next to her asked if she wanted the window or aisle seats and she screamed

“WHAAAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAAKE?”

[RetSignman]

[toting her own luggage.]

Jimmah Carter used to tote his own luggage too but the truth is there was nothing IN the luggage. Typical liberal imagery.