Petaluma woman finds stranger (Goldilocks) asleep on couch

Press Democrat ^ | 25 April 2015 | MARY CALLAHAN

[rey]

I think that sort of thing is legal now, at least in CA. You’re not on the commode as yo’re posting now, are you? That is kinda weird.

[momtothree]

“... grab my shoes and slip out the front door...”

Oh, you are one of THOSE kind of guys, huh?! :)

[GeronL]

sit on the love seat and be cleaning the shotgun when they wake up

“G’morning pork chop”

[rey]

Sounds like a variation of Samuel Jackson’s movie Black Snake Moan (unbelievable what they will produce).

[Pollster1]

[Rio]

or working swing/night shift.

[GeronL]

lol

Bad Movie Network never runs out of material

[Mercat]

That’s great. A friend on Facebook just posted a story about a woman who was forced to sit in her hot car with the windows up after the cops were called to report that she had left her dog there. I put this photo in the comments.

[freefdny]

Also don’t take walk while porridge cools.

[zeugma]

or working swing/night shift.

True. Been there done that. Actually I like night shift work, but there isn't call for it where I am these days.

[notdownwidems]

LOL!

[skeptoid]

B-WA-HA-HA!