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To: rey

This happened to a friend of mine. She awoke to find a drunk woman asleep on her couch. The woman thought she was entering her parents house, she wasn’t there to rob my friend.


16 posted on 04/24/2015 10:01:34 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

I awoke to find a drunk woman in my house. Unfortunately I was married to her.


19 posted on 04/24/2015 10:10:22 AM PDT by rey
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To: Ditter

I made a bad mistake of reading a text on my cell phone a few years ago when going to the rest room in a fancy hotel. I wondered subconsciously why there were no urinals, only fancy louvered doors surrounding the commodes. Proceeded to make use of one, with door closed, of course.

A few minutes later, a couple of female voices enter, and I was no longer alone! I waited until they were gone, and made a hasty exit. No one at all noticed my mistake! I have never been so scared in my life!

Now, before I enter a rest room in a strange place, I always do a double take on the sign on the door. I hate all the cutsey and ambiguous figure signs, and prefer to see the letters MEN.


20 posted on 04/24/2015 10:14:15 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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