“Tricare” called me, asking for me by name, which is odd since I have been out for a LONG time. I told them I was dead. Their confusion was amusing. They asked for my son by name, and he is on active duty. I told them he died too. They asked when he died. I held the air rifle I had been sighting in right next to the phone, dry-fired, and said “just now”. They hung up on me. I’m not sure why.
About once or twice a year, I’ll get a call like that when I have a few minutes to kill, and it’s always great fun.
That is so funny! I think I’ll try that next time I get a call from a telemarketer.