“It’s probably a good thing my children are grown and out of school. I’d shove those cookies down the throat of whatever worthless rotten POS individual that wrote the note.”
My kids are also out of school. I would have deep fried those Oreos, coated them in powdered sugar and sent enough for the entire class. I would have told my son, if the teacher says you cannot eat them, ask her to tell you who Adolph Hitler was.
Elections, then as now, have consequences!
Bacon. Don't forget to wrap them in bacon.