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To: Frank_2001

I will marry my toaster. We’ve known each other a long time.

13 posted on 04/29/2015 4:32:32 PM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)

To: henkster

I shudder to think of your wedding night.

15 posted on 04/29/2015 5:04:14 PM PDT by CARTOUCHE (Professionally trained and licensed BS detector. References on demand.)

To: henkster

I will marry my toaster. We’ve known each other a long time.

Shocking!

18 posted on 04/29/2015 5:21:50 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)

To: henkster

I will marry my toaster. We’ve known each other a long time.

You will surely get burned in any divorce decree.

26 posted on 04/29/2015 6:00:22 PM PDT by Know et al (Keep on Freepin'!!!)

To: henkster

....as long as it’s a traditional two slice toaster. We won’t have any of those 4 or 6 slice toaster marriages here! That’s a bridge too far.

31 posted on 04/29/2015 6:16:16 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")

To: henkster

Hmmm... that brings to mind the recent Battlestar Galactica series, where they called the Cylons “toasters”.

There were a few very nice looking “toasters”...

47 posted on 04/30/2015 6:29:40 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)

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